* Read for Weeks on a Single Charge: Your Kindle's power, however, will shut down once a day for three hours in order to fulfill proposed requirements of the international climate change treaty;
* ‘Read-To-Me' Text-To-Speech feature: Kindle can read newspapers, magazines and books out loud in a computer-generated version of Peter Mansbridge's voice (on weekends, in the voice of Howie Mandel);
* Instant Dictionary Lookup: Kindle comes loaded with a dictionary, full of just the words that appear in Hansard, the official transcript of the House of Commons;
* Kindle Canada is HST-ready – no need to manually calculate the seven compounding sales taxes on your purchase! It's the gift you'll want to co-purchase with a group of nine or 10 friends!
* ‘I Love My Province!' feature: Due to a number of complex, overlapping and bitter interprovincial trade disputes, a book you download in one province cannot be read in another. However, our new partnership arrangements mean that you can read Via Rail menus, schedules and emergency-window-breaking-procedures manuals seamlessly all across Canada! Not to mention back issues of the Canadian Tire catalogue, and trans-Canada Zellers coupons!
* Like to share your books? No problem. Each Kindle is coated with a thin, durable layer of Purell hand-sanitizer.
* Canadians are said to have 37 words for “beige,” and you can order your Kindle in any one of them, including “Pallid,” “Pre-washed Khaki” and “Pasta.”