Rule #408 Don't lay claim to your personal coffee mug by mass e-mail.
Rule #78 It is impossible to send an e-mail longer than two paragraphs without a typo.
Rule #765 A managing partner should never walk the halls in stocking feet.
Rule #189 Docketing "twittering" to client development is sure to invite ridicule.
Rule #685 Don't hang a picture of yourself wearing a bathing suit in your office.
Rule #441 If you're under 50 and using a fountain pen you're trying too hard.
Rule #210 Make funny faces and adoring comments when a new baby visits no matter what you're thinking.
Rule #923 Telling colleagues their voice message is out of date is not an act to win friends.