Job Description: Legal Project Manager
Wanted: Legal project manager.
Reports to: Every lawyer in the place, and some of the paralegals as well
Required Skills:
- Herding cats
- Finding the words in alphabet soup without the noodles
- Singing that song from Man of La Mancha with a straight face (though not necessarily on key)
- Able to leap at least small buildings in a single bound (trampoline permitted as accessory, but candidate must supply the trampoline)
Duties and Responsibilities:
- Babysitting harried grown-ups
- Saying “no” to professional negotiators who carry Getting to Yes in their pockets
- Plate spinning and chain-saw juggling
- Doing more with less
- Getting dual-optimal results