If U.S. Supreme Court Justices Were Rock Stars…
The Balkinization blog has a post entitled If Supreme Court Justices Were Rock Stars that matches judges from the United States’ top court with the musicians who have the same basic “style” in their opinion writing.
The following results emerged in what are described as “dinner table discussions” (glug, glug, glug):
- Sandra Day O’Connor– Britney Spears. (The early Britney, pre-K-Fed, not the later, trashy Britney.) Artistically incoherent but enormously successful attempts to appeal to the exact center of popular taste.
- William Rehnquist– David Byrne of Talking Heads, Blondie, Devo. Unsentimental, terse, and cleverly ironic 80’s New Wave post-punk. (Psycho-Killer could


